Fic: Family Reunion 4/?

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Title: Family Reunion 4/?
Author: Erin (erinm_4600)
Characters, Pairing: Cain, Jareth, Sarah, DG, the knockers (mention of Hoggle, Raw, Az, the Queen, Zero, Adora and Jeb) *and another cross. Did you catch it? o.O
Rating: G
Summary: DG plays 'Who's on First' while Cain realizes his sense of smell isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Warning: Crack, crack and more crack. Oh, and did I mention the CRACK?! o.O *This is the end of this little run for the time being. And, thank/blame buffybot76, as she made a suggestion, which made me make a suggestion, etc. and so on. And the plotPapay overheard. But I want to get Shimmery, the C-Boys, the Van Helsing cross and the new bunny out of the way first.
Disclaimer: The original characters belong to L. Frank Baum and their respective actors. The current characters belong to Sci-Fi, the movie folks and their respective actors. The Labyrinth and Sarah belongs to Jareth, who's borrowing it -and the knockers- from Jim Henson, George Lucas and Terry Gilliam. The OCs are mine. The idea came from buffybot76.
Word Count: 3731

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"I grew up in Kansas. That’s the smell of money, Cain."