dg_cain | Savin' Me ,Ch.2 - Billina ,the talking & flirty chicken

Title:: Savin' Me
Chapter title : Billina ,the talking & flirty chicken
Characters/Pairings:: Eventual Cain/DG ; Billina
Rating:: T
Summary:: DG's chicken starts talkig and DG wishes it would shut up.
Disclaimer:: I own a copy of Tin Man & Return to Oz,just not the rights :(
Warning: post series
Genre: comedy adventure ,romance,friendship

" I think we're in the O.Z. The thing is it looks like the O.Z. drawings that were in my history books. " Cain said.

" Hello." said a female voice. Cain and DG jumped and turned around to see a chicken talking. " DG! You are alive."

" Billina ?" DG said.

" Uhh ,you know this chicken." Cain asked.

" Billina! It's been so long. See the stringed necklace. I made her that ." DG hugged Billina. "I missed you."

" I missed you too ,DG. Now I see why you left. Who's the hottie ? You always did like rugged blondes."

DG blushed. " Billina ,he's not....I can't believe you said that- Come to think of it how did you say that ? Last time I saw you was on the farm in Kansas."
" They have talking chickens in this Kansas and you called the Outer Zone weird ?" Cain chuckled.
DG stuck her tongue out. " No they don't have talking chicken. How are you talking ,Billina ?"
Billina answered." I don't know. I remember clucking around one day. Seeing you fight with Hank & Em about running away. Then night happened and a big storm hit and you went bye-bye. Over a year later I wake up here with you and the hottie."

" He has a name ,Billina." DG laughed.
" Well I don't know it ,we haven't been introduced. " Billina chuckled. DG picked up Billina. " I could have named him Sneezy but hottie ,well fit better."
" Billina! Stop it! Cain this my dirty minded chicken ,Billina . Billina, this is Cain. "
" Hello Cain. She really does like blondes. Mind you she never brought home a stud like you. Wish she had."
" Billina!"
Cain laughed. " Nice to meet you ,Billina."
" Stop flirting with Cain ,Billina. "
" Why ? Somebody should. He quit sneezing ,now he's back to being beautiful ,awww."
" Billina!"
" Oh hush ,DG. Now where are we?" Billina asked.
" Is it me or does this look a lot like that ,ummm...is it Deadly Desert ?" DG said.
" Come to think of it ,you are right." Cain answered. " Hand me the flirt. Step only on the rocks. If you step on the sand ,well nice knowing ya."
" That's not comforting. Hello Gorgeous!" Billina said as DG handed her to Cain.
DG stepped out first with Cain following behind her. They stepped on rocks until they reached green grass. DG spotted a tree . " Cain is that lunch pails swinging from the branches ?"
" Yep. Old legend of the O.Z. They shouldn't exist. It's been at least 200 annuals since the last tree of that kind died."
" You guys keep mentioning past O.Z. Could it be possible we're in the past ?" Billina asked.
" Cain ,I think she's right."
" DG , I think she is too."
" Yeah score one for the chick! Now put me down. I'm hungry and momma sees some worms!"
DG put Billina down. " We can eat these right ? Cause I haven't had a good meal in a year!"
Cain grabbed two lunch pails and handed her one. " Hells Kid I might give you more you were skinny when I met you and now your practically bones."
DG gave a weak smile as she opened up the pail . " Cool a chicken sandwich! " Billina looked up. " Kidding Billina ,it's turkey."
Cain laughed and sat next to her. He opened up his pail and started eating his sandwich. He noticed bruises on her. " DG ,how did you get those bruises ?"
" I fought them sometimes. I didn't like the horrible machine. It made some patients... " DG shuddered.
Cain hugged her. " It's okay. I'll never let them touch you again."
DG hugged him tightly. " I missed you most of all."
Cain flashbacked to his words with the girl in the mirror. " DG , I....are you crying ?" He held her as she cried in his arms. " Let it out ,DG. Let the pain out. When we get home they'll pay one way or another."

DG wiped her tears. " So what happened while I was gone. How have you been?"

" Everyone thinks your dead. I never did. I oddly felt like I would know if you...passed. I became a investigator to find you. Jeb helped. He's married now. Baby on the way."
" Wow! Congrats." She hugged him tightly again. " What about you ? Are you dating anyone ? "
" Besides Jeb my life revolved around finding you."
" Cain , I feel bad. You shouldn't have kept your life on hold. It's not what I wanted. I want you happy."
" Knowing your alive makes me happy. DG there's something I -"
" DG! I swear that rock had eyes!" Billina screamed and ran into DG's arms.
DG looked at the rock in question. " It looks like a normal rock. I think this place is getting to you ,Billina. You were saying ,Cain ?"
" Nothing. " He brushed her hair away from her face. " Besides Jeb ,you matter most of all."
" I've heard that before but where..."
Cain smiled. " Maybe a past life."
" Maybe. Hug alert." She hugged him so hard they fell over.
" I never thought I'd say this but I missed your hugs."
" They are addictive. Cain can we stay like this for awhile. I've missed this."
" Missed what?" He held her to him tightly.
" Peace."
Meanwhile in another part of the land.....
A rock with eyes and lips was talking to an unseen figure. " She is her ,Sir."
" Good. Good." said a strong male voice. " Your not telling me something...."
" Well she's not alone . "
" Really?"
" A blonde man is with her and...a....a.."
"Well?!!!"
" A chicken!"
" CHICKEN!! "